Thanks for visiting! My blog is a resource guide for educational and informational purposes. (And sometimes venting about inappropriate topics such as liquor smuggling and/or that strip-o-gram guy who wore a mankini to that house party last week – quite the hen party, that one. You know–the usual shizzle.) To write my articles, I use my experiences, the experiences of others and various other resources including but not limited to the Wild Wild Web, the Encyclopedia Britannica (what? you didn’t buy the extended library collection of 1989?) and/or The Bible. (Kidding. But maybe not.) That said, my advice doesn’t come with any guarantees. By visiting this site, you’re essentially signing a contract that says that you understand that I make no guarantees, and you won’t try to sue me or report me to the Coalition. Because that? Would be awkward. And full of toffee-nosed ponces freaking out when the houmous runs out.
But on a serious note, if you need professional help with nutrition, health, counseling, (i.e. something a bit more than realigning your chakras – important as that is, some things are just more serious, y’know), please do get the right help and see your doctor for advice.